What is this, wake up Radagast and SO early month?

Two weeks ago it was collapsing shelves. Today it's someone using a sledgehammer to knock down our fence. Before 8am. Very loudly.

You'd think we'd be expecting something like that, what with our fence falling down last year and us hiring a contractor to replace it. And you'd be right, except that we were expecting our contractor to show up tomorrow. Not today.

After groggily wandering out into the backyard (and deciding that "What the *$#@ are you doing on my property?" was probably not the best way to start a conversation), I found out that our contractor neighbor had just decided to get things started early. Oh yay. So much for sleeping in.