My SO's parents are driving out from the east coast to visit, and last we heard they were in Florida, planning to leave for here a few days ago. We hadn't heard anything until an hour ago, when they called from Gila Bend, Arizona to say that they'd be arriving at our place tonight. Eep!
We've got a futon for them to sleep on, but it's still in our garage, our spare bedroom has books piled up on the floor, and the rest of the house isn't exactly spotless. So it's off to IKEA to buy some bookshelves, and then time to dust off the ol' biceps to do some furniture moving.